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    January 17

    与马桶战争的生日(吃东西者勿入)

    今天消化不良  腹内涨痛  
    于是与马桶亲密接触
    脱掉裤子  放松心情
    气运丹田  恩~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    啪嗒~~~1块
    啪嗒~~~2块~~~ 
    淅沥哗啦!   噗~卟~
    巴巴掉到马桶的生音和放屁声
    一拥而出~(简直是交响乐啊!)
     
    爽!总算轻松了,体重都直接减轻
    提起裤子 看了看马桶  挖哈哈  浩大工程啊
    卡~按下开关
    哗啦啦~哦  要冲掉了
    ...........
     
    ...........????
    妈的!怎么搞的,堵了吗?日
    用揣子吧!
    哼~哼~哼~哼
    嘿嘿 这回OK了吧
    ...........
     
    ...........????妈的
    怎么下不去了
    日!揣 揣 揣我使劲揣
    我冲.....
    ..........
    啊上帝啊!把它搞下去吧
     
    滴答~1个小时
    巴巴已经全都被捣烂
    马桶里整个是黄褐色的稀汤
    有香菇 菠菜叶 海带和几个成块的巴巴
    恩真是的看来消化器官不太好了
    我继续揣揣揣
     
    滴答~2个小时了
    ................
     
    PS:唉累了  不想写了  就这样吧  心情不好

    Comments (11)

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    忧郁绝症wrote:
     
     
    你个死崽!!!算你狠!!!
     
     
     
    Mar. 1
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    satan wrote:
    幸好我不是在吃饭的时候看...
    Jan. 21
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    暴走的小强 wrote:
    PS:战争的结局是
    3个小时后
    马桶赢了
    Jan. 20
    Picture of Anonymous
    Y︶ε︶Y wrote:
    不便秘就好~
    Jan. 19
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    所多玛の眼 wrote:
    我完了...中计了...
    刚想看完你的就去吃中饭来着...
    谁让我们单位开饭要到12点啊...
    我狠GCD...
    Jan. 19
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    熙熙 wrote:
    真的挺恶心
    Jan. 19
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    瓶子ivy wrote:
    没讲不让写啊..我赞啊...真是写实...
    Jan. 19
    Picture of Anonymous
    linnsfreeparadise wrote:
    汗!这也要拿出来写,我还是不要再吃了
    Jan. 18
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    linnsfreeparadise wrote:
    你这个家伙,我正在吃早点,看来想看,要暂停了...
    Jan. 18
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    瓶子ivy wrote:
    汗...厉害..只能这么评价了
    Jan. 17
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    妖精。 wrote:
    你死了?

    ...人呢?不见了

    大过生日的...哎
    Jan. 17

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